- Funny life humor apparel perfect for procrastinators, overthinkers, introverts, and witty escape artists who have mastered the art of dodging responsibilities, awkward conversations, and deadlines with skillful sarcasm and subtlety.
- Ideal for students, busy professionals, creative minds, and chaos navigators who approach avoidance like a competitive sport, this funny sarcastic quotes design humorously celebrates survival tactics and self-preservation skills.
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
I have a black belt in avoidance. This funny sarcastic life humor design captures the proud, hilarious mastery of avoiding everything from small talk to major responsibilities with effortless finesse. Perfect for procrastinators dodging deadlines, introverts skipping social events, busy workers ignoring meetings, and creative minds waiting for “the perfect time” that never comes. Whether you’re dodging calls, emails, chores, or uncomfortable conversations, this witty quote highlights the underrated art of surviving modern life through well-timed avoidance strategies. Ideal for sarcastic thinkers, stress avoiders, professional excuse makers, and anyone who knows that sometimes the best way to win is not to play at all. Laugh at the chaos, embrace your ninja-like skills, and showcase your humorous superpower with this clever, relatable design. Life is overwhelming sometimes you just have to step aside... like a master.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : April 29, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template
